Everbody at some stage, has copied their musical heroes by playing air guitar in front of the mirror, or by jamming in the garage. Those with talent continued on to stardom. Those without moved on to other fields of endevour.
Sudge is a talentless band that never moved on!
In fact they just continue playing together, year after year, going nowhere ... from nowhere. They try every conceivable gig venue, music style, instrument combination and second rate gimmick. But they just keep stuffing up. Has there ever been such a combo of weirdos?